I know what you are thinking: this dude has way too much time on his hands. Actually, nothing could be further from the truth.

When not wallowing in the gutter, Andrew Benjamin (that's me) is the COO of an internet company (who threatened to fire him if named), lives in a co-op in NYC (whose board promised to evict him if named) and serves on the board of his house of worship (whose leadership made it abundantly clear they would excommunicate him if named). Andrew is married to a wonderful woman (who swore to divorce him if named), has supportive parents (who will disinherit him if named), and recently celebrated the birth of his first child (who is as yet blissfully unaware that we named her Mildred).

Email me. After all, what's the worst than can happen?

I would like to acknowledge all the people who contributed to this book... but for some reason they have all requested to remain anonymous. So my thanks go out to:

Slim Jim, The Lone B & Donnajew, Big Daddy Magni, Ben Wa, and last but certainly not least, Street Papa the master spornifier for his unique ability to pornify sports themed movies.

My editors would also like to acknowledge Tony Salah and Dan Binstock for their many contributions.