PORNIFYING THE HOLIDAYS!

Can you pornify these Christmas favorites?

1. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
2. Deck the Halls
3. Do You Hear What I Hear?
4. Jingle Bells
5. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
7. It´s Beginning to Feel a lot like Christmas
8. Let It Snow!
9. Silent Night
10. We Wish You A Merry Christmas


And for bonus points, pornify the only (English) Hannukkah song I can think of. (Adam Sandler’s song doesn’t count)

* Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (I Made it Out of Clay)

(scroll down for the answers)

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ANSWERS:

1. Chet’s Nuts Toasting In Her Open Mouth
2. Dick the Girls
3. Do You Feel Who I Feel?
4. Jingle My Balls
5. Santa Claus Is Cumming Two Times
6. I Saw Mommy Pissing on Santa Claus
7. I´m Beginning to Feel Chrissy’s Ass (a lot)
8. Let Her Blow!
9. Not So Silent Night
10. We Wish You A Gay Christmas

Bone-us points:

* Gaydel, Gaydel, Gaydel (I Made it Out of Macramé)