As the Israel Day Parade wends its way through the Upper East Side of New York City, I thought I’d do a special, Jewish themed Pornification today.

If Porn Stars Were Jewish
(Come schep the nachas with me *)

* If you don’t understand this, as a Jewish friend. Don’t have a Jewish friend? What are you, an anti-semite?

Long Dong Silver
Amber Lynn
Peter North
Mandy May
Jenna Jameson
Ron Jeremy

(scroll down for the answers)

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ANSWERS:

Long Schlong Silverman
Amber Lindenblatt
Pinchus Northfeld
Wendy Won’t
Golda Goldberg
Ron Jeremy **

** Yep, “The Hedgehog” is really Jewish… and boy is his mother proud!