Porn·i·fi·ca·tion:

noun, 1) the art of turning a legitimate movie title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title 2) a skill to make your parents proud

The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind. But while the films may be themselves enjoyable (or so I hear), it’s often amusing enough to simply browse a catalog, website, or video store shelf just to appreciate the titles.

And it’s even more fun to come up with your own which gives rise to what I like to call the golden rule of pornification:

FOR EVERY LEGIT MOVIE, THERE EXISTS (AT LEAST THEORETICALLY) A PORN VERSION OF THAT MOVIE.

Intrigued? Check out a few examples...

Pornification is published by the twisted minds that brought you "Would You Rather...?"